Hero Fighter EMPIRE - Forum

ok people! since i now have solid proof that many of you are cynical bastards who will do anything o laugh at your fellow posters (jokingly, of course) i now suggest to you this game-corrupt the wish!

it's pretty simple. every person has to destroy the wish of the person above them and post their own. does'nt sound like much? here's an example:

post 1-i wish i was the smartest person in the world.
post 2-as the data comes rushing in, your head explodes from overload. i wish i had a dog.
post 3-you do, but it has rabies.

etc. etc., but slightly cleverer than that. this game is best played with cynical and intelligent people, so we meet at least 1/2 of the criteria =)


i wish i knew what i was doing.

Now that you realize what you are doing, you take suicide because you can't stand what with you are doing.

I wish that I could use a telephone

Now you are able to use the telephone, you get electrocuted because it's storming.

I wish i had 3.000.002 euro.

You have but since it is being payed out in 1-cent-coins they bury you under themselves. You can imagine the rest.

I wish those rainclouds finally went away for a day.

they go away, but you die of dehydration from the heat that comes with their leave.
i wish marti would add another character already

He does but sadly a virus overloads the herofighter server and the game is not playable anymore.

I wish that the secret editing method would become more popular.

It does and the new spambot's appears. Links to XXX pages are now everywhere.

I wish ethanol (alcohol) won't make hangovers following day.

it doesn't, and since there's nothing to take away the effects of the drink you stay drunk your whole life. if that sounds fun to you, take a good look at somebody while they're really drunk. not nice.

i wish i had 5 min.s to drink a can of cherry coke (no addatives [poison etc,] and full flavour enjoyment) while being left alone in peace and quiet. after that, the world can go rot.

You drink it, but become addicted to it, so you buy more and keep drinking. After drinking non-stop for four days you explode because your belly couldn't hold all the liquid you drank. (Unrealistic, I know )
And then the world rots.

I wish that somebody would reply in a certain thread in a certain forum.

The reply came through....but it was nothing but senseless SPAM!!!! MUahahahahahahahaha


I wish i was Gawd & the whole world would worship me